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idkitstommy:

i am so mad because somebody just disrespected my idol nicki 

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dicki minaj :(((((

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kurgs:

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skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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